McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Minecraft for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2022
How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven Parka, McSweeney’s, 2022
I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature, McSweeney’s, 2022
Academic Job Ads: What They Say Vs. What They Mean, McSweeney’s, 2021
Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2021
Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing, McSweeney’s, 2021
Literary Airbnb Reviews, McSweeney’s, 2020
Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2019
Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden, McSweeney’s, 2019
Back-To-School Supplies for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2019
How to Apply for an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon Pazuzu, McSweeney’s, 2019
How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide, McSweeney’s, 2019
How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe, McSweeney’s, 2019
Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties, McSweeney’s, 2018
Board Games for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2018
Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials, McSweeney’s, 2017
Other Comedy
How to Follow the Mediterranean Diet, Points in Case, 2020
Nobody Really Sure What Cowboy Character Is Doing in Dracula, Robot Butt, 2018
Colin Kaepernick Would Be a Distraction, So We’ve Signed Donald Trump To Be Our New Quarterback, Points in Case, 2018
Other Headlines About Snowflake Students Correctly Interpreting Works of Literature, Robot Butt, 2018
The AdjunctPod, Word Hoard, 2016