Comedy

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

My Name Is Gregor Samsa, and This Time I Woke Up as a Grad Student at Cal State San Bernardino, McSweeney’s, 2025

Minecraft for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2022

How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven Parka, McSweeney’s, 2022

I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature, McSweeney’s, 2022

Academic Job Ads: What They Say Vs. What They Mean, McSweeney’s, 2021

Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2021

Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing, McSweeney’s, 2021

Literary Airbnb Reviews, McSweeney’s, 2020

Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2019

Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden, McSweeney’s, 2019

Back-To-School Supplies for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2019

How to Apply for an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon Pazuzu, McSweeney’s, 2019

How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide, McSweeney’s, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe, McSweeney’s, 2019

Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties, McSweeney’s, 2018

Board Games for Adjunct Professors, McSweeney’s, 2018

Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials, McSweeney’s, 2017

Other Comedy

How to Follow the Mediterranean Diet, Points in Case, 2020

Nobody Really Sure What Cowboy Character Is Doing in Dracula, Robot Butt, 2018

Colin Kaepernick Would Be a Distraction, So We’ve Signed Donald Trump To Be Our New Quarterback, Points in Case, 2018

Other Headlines About Snowflake Students Correctly Interpreting Works of Literature, Robot Butt, 2018

The AdjunctPod, Word Hoard, 2016