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Minecraft for Adjunct ProfessorsMcSweeney’s, 2022

How to Overcome Imposter Syndrome in Academia When You’re Six Raccoons Living in a Fjällräven ParkaMcSweeney’s, 2022

I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature, McSweeney’s, 2022

Academic Job Ads: What They Say Vs. What They MeanMcSweeney’s, 2021

Classic Video Games for Adjunct ProfessorsMcSweeney’s, 2021

Literary Alternatives to Social DistancingMcSweeney’s, 2021

Literary Airbnb ReviewsMcSweeney’s, 2020

Christmas Presents for Adjunct ProfessorsMcSweeney’s, 2019

Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive GardenMcSweeney’s, 2019

Back-To-School Supplies for Adjunct ProfessorsMcSweeney’s, 2019

How to Apply for an Academic Job and Also Summon the Ancient Mesopotamian Demon PazuzuMcSweeney’s, 2019

How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style GuideMcSweeney’s, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the UniverseMcSweeney’s, 2019

Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at PartiesMcSweeney’s, 2018

Board Games for Adjunct ProfessorsMcSweeney’s, 2018

Classic Literature Repurposed for MillennialsMcSweeney’s, 2017

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How to Follow the Mediterranean DietPoints in Case, 2020

Nobody Really Sure What Cowboy Character Is Doing in DraculaRobot Butt, 2018

Colin Kaepernick Would Be a Distraction, So We’ve Signed Donald Trump To Be Our New QuarterbackPoints in Case, 2018

Other Headlines About Snowflake Students Correctly Interpreting Works of LiteratureRobot Butt, 2018

The AdjunctPodWord Hoard, 2016

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